The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well
“Being normal is vastly overrated” my tattoo done by Jessica White at Reclamare Tattoo Shop
women did not shave their armpits until 1920s and their legs until 1943 and both were the direct result of razor companies producing pictures of hairless women to sell razors.
please stop putting hairless women in historic movies just bc OH NO MEN MIGHT NOT GET A BONER WATCHING OUR MOVIE WE CANT HAVE THAT
LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON SHAVING BECAME TRENDY IS BECAUSE RAZOR COMPANIES NEEDED TO MAKE MONEY WHILE MEN WERE OFF AT WAR.
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Oh yeah I love witches, how they just *clenches fist*
hoard useless things they’ll never even use
I just want walls and walls of books, book I have read, books I want to read, just books, always books.
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IMDB’s top ten highest voted episodes of The Office (insp)
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Done by Todd Wilson at Studio 22, Anderson, SChttps://www.facebook.com/Studio22ToddWilson
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